Flight Attendant Humour

Maryam recently received some amusing anecdotes and quotes from flight attendants. In terms of goofy emailed jokes, they're pretty good:

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

Heh. Personally, I don't dig most of the 'we're funny flight attendants' shtick, but this is head and shoulders above the rest.

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